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[26 Nov 2008|05:07pm]
Things white people like:
Number 11: Asian girls

Please note that this is one area where white women are exempt from, but they should be exempt from other things such as voting and participation in Division 1 sports.

95% of white males have at one point in their lives, experienced yellow fever. Many factors have contributed to this phenomenon such as guilt from head taxes, internment camps, dropping the Nuclear bomb and the Viet Nam War . This exchange works both ways as asian girls have a tendency to go for white guys. (White girls never go for asian guys. Bruce Lee and Paul Kariya’s dad are the only recorded instances in modern history). Asian girls often to do this to get back at their strict traditional fathers. There is also the option of dating black guys, but they know deep down that this would give their non-english speaking grandmother(s) a heart attack.

White men love asian women so much that they will go to extremes such as stating that Sandra Oh is sexy, teaching English in Asia, playing in a coed volleyball league, or attending institutions such as UBC or UCLA (please note that both schools’ colors of “blue” and “yellow” are intentional also the “A” in “UCLA” stand for “Asian” while the “B” in “UBC” stands for “Billion” try and figure out what the rest of the letters stand for). Another factor that draws white guys to asian women is that white women are jealous of them.

Take for instance the fact that asian women well into their 30s and 40s retain teen / college girl looks without the help of botox, yoga or a trendy diet (future posts). Asian women also avoid key white women characteristics such as having a mid life crisis, divorce, and hobbies that don’t involve taking care of the children (also future posts). Should white guy / asian girl marry, they produce hybrids that are atheistically pleasing, but are very annoying. This practice is also a means by which white people can catch up to the asian peoples in the population race, as most of the hybrids often act white rather than asian.

references: Bananas, Toyota Prius, Michelle Branch, California Roll, Johnny Damon, Kristen Kreuk, 40% of Vancouver’s population
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[02 Jul 2007|03:04am]
d00dz! i4m on my DS!
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[28 Apr 2007|06:05am]
[ music | ART-SCHOOL - Danny Boy ]

Nobody but me give a crap about Japanese music... bunch of queers!

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These guys are honestly the best band I have ever heard.

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This summer I should be going to see these guys play... live in Japan. Imagine you are me, then try to get excited.


Some music videos (ART-SCHOOL) that I subbed )
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[24 Apr 2007|08:14pm]
[ mood | sick ]
[ music | OGRE YOU ASSHOLE - Advantage ]


It's not Japanese... or is it?
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[14 Feb 2007|05:19pm]
[ mood | fine ]
[ music | Shiina Ringo x Saito Neko - Gamble ]

Happy Valentines Gay

What a waste of a holiday, really, I'm not even just being bitter that I never have anyone to spend it with. You women are what make it such a shitty holiday. You accept the fact that on only one day a year you are special enough to go out of the way to do things for. That is why you are the inferior gender, because men really own your ass; n00bz.

What a farce.

P.S. Bitches get stitches.
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[21 Jan 2007|02:09am]


This is the end of life.
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[20 Jan 2007|03:16am]

A classic... with a twist.
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[16 Jan 2007|10:16pm]
[ mood | okay ]
[ music | Ai Otsuka - Cherish ]


いつからか素敵なことは
itsu kara ka suteki na koto wa
Since when was it said, that from all great things...
必然要してどこかを失った
hitsuzen you shite dokoka wo ushinatta
...some part of it had to be lost?
心のつながりにおびえて
kokoro no tsunagari ni obiete
Terrified of letting our hearts become one,
体でうめようとした
karada de umeyou to shita
I tried to let our bodies fill the void.
不安をごまかした
fuan wo gomakashita
I tried to mask my fears,
そんな毎日の中で
sonna mainichi no naka de
but still, every single one of those days,
あなたはもうあたしの
anata wa mou atashi no
you were still there;
心の中にいた
kokoro no naka ni ita
You were still there in my heart.
もしも2人深く思えて
moshimo futari fukaku omoete
If we could have shared a deep love, I though,
いつかここで時を終えても
itsuka koko de toki wo oete mo
even if some day, our time here were to end,
ずっとあたしあなたを愛して
zutto atashi anata wo aishite
I could imagine I'd be loving you for all eternity.
手を伸ばしてると思えたの
te wo nobashiteru to omoeta no
reaching out to you, forever.
愛情はなんてこわいもの
aijou wa nante kowai mono
Love is such a frightening thing.
だから逃げたり求める
dakara nigetari motomeru
That's why I run from it, yet chase after it.
大人だとか子どもだとか
otona da ka kodomo da to ka
Whether as an adult or as a child...
もう関係ないよ
mou kankei nai yo
...it makes no difference.
まるで初恋みたい
marude hatasukoi mitai
It's like falling in love for the first time,
運命だと思えるくらい
unmei da to omoeru kurai
to the point where it feels like destiny.
抱きあえば感じる
dakiaeba kanjiru
When you hold me, I feel this way.
これほどにない夢頃
kore hodo ni nai yumegoro
There's nothing better that this... this dream...
もしも2人出会えなければ
moshimo futari deaenakereba
If we never had the chance to meet each other,
こんな風に笑えなかった
konna fuu ni waraenakatta
I wouldn't be able to smile the way that I do now.
今年1番幸せなのは
kotoshi ichiban shiawase na no wa
This year, the happiest moments I've had,
あなたのそばにいれたこと
anata no soba ni ireta koto
were the moments I could be there next to you.
もしも2人深く想えて
moshimo futari fukaku omoete
If we could have shared a deep love, I thought,
いつかここで時を終えても
itsuka koko de toki wo oete mo
Even if some day, our time here were to end
ずっとあたしあなたを愛して
zutto atashi anata wo aishite
I could imagine I'd be loving you for all eternity.
手を伸ばしてると思えたの
te wo nobashiteru to omoeta no
Reaching out to you, forever.
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[13 Jan 2007|11:45pm]
[ mood | pissed off ]
[ music | None ]

FUCK KIM JUNG ILL!

These images make me sick! Children grabbing muddy/fallen scraps off of the ground as adults eat food without paying any attention to the starving children struggling to stay alive. I'm sick of this world I have to fucking live in; where pieces of shit like Kim Jung Ill and even George W. Bush care nothing about anyone else, but have the highest position of an entire country. FUCK! If I could kill one person, it would be Kim Jung Ill. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! He deserves a death that only I could think of!

Yet, I am forced to remember that he only knows what he was taught. He only knows as much as his father, who was picked by Stalin, taught him.

Why is this world such a horrible place?








Yeah... Kim Jung Ill's daddy looks like a swell guy right?
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[13 Jan 2007|03:27am]
[ mood | tired ]
[ music | SUPERCAR - My Girl ]

The 5 best Japanese bands:
(everyone should check them out)

1. ART-SCHOOL (J-Rock)


2. Tokyo Jihen (J-Rock/Jazz/Most Anything)


3. SUPERCAR (J-Indie)


4. Mono (J-Post Rock)


5. The High-Lows (J-Punk/Rock)
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[08 Jan 2007|06:55pm]
[ mood | tired ]
[ music | Boom Boom Satellites - Pill ]

MY JAPANESE TEACHER IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!
Not only is she a cute middle-aged Japanese woman, but she is hilarious.

"My name is kubota-sensei, not kobuta-sensei. "Kobuta mean, 'Little Piggy', so if you call me "Kobuta", I kill you *stabbing motions*." All with a smile on her face. I think she is a winner!


P.S. I need to make some more friends around here.
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[14 Dec 2006|10:25pm]
[ mood | hungry ]
[ music | SCOOBIE DO ]

My latest addiction


AI!
Hey, everybody!!!!
You can get the Funky "Mellow" Fellows!
We Are............
S C O O B I E D O ! ! !
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[09 Jan 2006|02:40am]
[ mood | Looking back ]
[ music | Blink 182 - Story of a Lonely Guy ]

Just thought I would do this random entry as well.

Me aging over the years... )
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[20 Nov 2005|09:57pm]
Friends only, bro.

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